directed by Brad Neely
Brad Neely’s world is full of strange and wonderful things, but none of them are as cussing awesome as his rap video about the first Prez of these United States. In Neely’s history book, GW was a laser guided, double sacked, perfect handed ninja who could kick you in two and shoot an arrow into heaven. The rudimentary animation merges with his uproarious lyrics in a sidesplitting and addicting little music video starring some zombie forefathers. Everything comes from Neely’s little world, including both voices, all the music (much of it created by his own mouth) and a portrait of Washington as a young badass, eating dear, screwing bears and slaying his sensei. GW has a soft spot for the children, but not the British children. I will say no more, except watch it. Then, watch it again. I guarantee that you won’t be able to get it out of your head. I am still at the point where I need a dose of it almost daily. If you’re thirsty for more, watch Neely’s other gem, Prisoner Christmas. I won’t spoil any of that for you, but brace yourself.
This is Christmas music!